Finals Lost Since 2011

Two Finals since we won it. We blew it in six to Chicago in 2013, and we lost Game 7 at home to St. Louis in 2019. At home. I love this team and I will die for it, kid, but we are the guys who lose Game 7 at home in the Final.

Presidents' Trophies With No Cup

Three Presidents' Trophies since the Cup and not one banna that matters. We're the best team in the regulah season and a wicked disappointment in the spring.

Playoffs Missed Since the Cup

Three missed playoffs since the Cup. Mind you, I make fun of the othah teams for this. Turns out we're no bettah.

First-Round Exits

Five first-round exits. Includin' that 2023 one, but we'll get to that, because it's gonna hurt.

Game 7 Losses Since the Cup

Five Game 7 losses since the Cup, kid. We play Game 7 like I paahk on Newbury Street.

Teams Better Than the Bruins

Ten other franchises have won a Cup since we did. Ten! Includin' Florida, who beat us in 2023 and 2024 and then won two.

Failed Attempts at Another Cup

Twelve playoff runs since the Cup, twelve times we lost. I'd say it hurts, but I'm numb, pal.

Points in 2022–23, Then Out in Round One

A hundred and thirty-five points. Sixty-five wins. The best regulah season in NHL history. Then we lost in the first round to the eighth seed.

Days Since Their Last Stanley Cup

 

More than five thousand days since the Cup. The banna's gettin' dusty, kid, and so am I.

Our Own Tears

Nobody cries like Boston cries, kid. And we're cryin' at our own team.

Participation Trophies

  • Lost the 2013 Stanley Cup Final to Chicago in Six Games
  • Lost Game 7 of the 2019 Stanley Cup Final at Home to St. Louis
  • Won the Presidents' Trophy in 2014, 2020 and 2023 and the Cup in None of Them
  • Won 65 Games and Earned 135 Points in 2022–23, Then Lost the First Round to Florida in Seven Games
  • Missed the Playoffs in 2015, 2016 and 2025

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Sources

Last checked November 2026. Numbers change every season, so these are worth a second look.

Counts since the last Cup start with the next season. The cancelled 2004-05 season is excluded. Numbers are counted from the team's season table on Wikipedia.